Chase.

Stop being Racist•He/Him•my life is satire

[Chase. @chlightle96]

My professor asked if anyone in the class lived in Pike County so I of course put up my hand and said “wooohooo.” He replied with “you guys have the highest level of child poverty in the state.” Ohhh boy

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Chase. @chlightle96]

Why do I feel the need to over explain everything to anyone I talk to?

[Chase. @chlightle96]

We wearing these Crocs all year round and in all weather. I got those all Terrain Crocs.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

I’m a proud divorced dad rock listener

[Chase. @chlightle96]

I would pay an obscene amount of money for Justin Bieber to remake “That Should Be Me”

[Chase. @chlightle96]

So are we going to ignore the UFOs being shot down or what?

[Chase. @chlightle96]

Whoever thought taxes were a great idea sucks

[Chase. @chlightle96]

11 billion crabs just disappeared…

[Chase. @chlightle96]

Whoever threw slices of cheese on my car I’m calling your mom and fighting her

[Chase. @chlightle96]

I literally have the nicest coworkers on the planet man.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

I’m feeling unhinged today

[Chase. @chlightle96]

It’s crazy how easy it is for people to find new music to listen to now. I had to wake up at 6am every morning before school and watch VH1 Jumpstart and hope they didn’t just play “Best I ever had” 13 times in a row.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

Can you call off work bc your animals are being cute and you don’t want to leave them at home alone?

[Chase. @chlightle96]

I have decided that I am handing out job applications for Halloween this year. Stop begging for candy at my door and get a job. Grow up kid.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

All these people are so worked up over this “Awakening Expo” when they should be worried about testing clean so they can see their kids.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

W

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[Chase. @chlightle96]

This isn’t just about abortion. It’s about taking control of people who live life differently than any given Politician’s interpretation of the Bible. It’s just starting.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

I’m sure that people with the right amount of money or influence will still have the option though. The poor will be the ones to suffer and then criminalized when they try their own methods.

[Chase. @chlightle96]

Social services in general are already understaffed. Now, even more children will be born into terrible situations with no where to go. There are already not enough foster homes.

[colton lightle @Lightle13]

The child welfare system is about to be completely overwhelmed

[Chase. @chlightle96]

And I don’t see many people who are so against abortion offering up their homes to these kids in need of help.