Chloë Sims

48:13. 🐊

[b.b @benoobrown]

Spoons have just banned dogs from their pubs because of them being unpredictable around children.

RT to ban children
Like to ban dogs

Trying to prove a point

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Very excited to get our first edition to the Green family!!😍😩🤤 (its not a human I am not pregnant)

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Facebook vs Instagram

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

🍒🍒

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Right, since my hotel has no rules I will set one. One to a sun bed, that’s one person. Please don’t share sunbed with partner and begin dry humping. Thankyou, enjoy your stay

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Dear lucky lucky man, FUCK OFF

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

The world is strange. Last night I went into a club to shuffle around a hanging upside down man, everyone loved it

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Don’t take the piss out of disability, don’t be that dick

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

1 week🍾💦🏝🎉 #Ibiza2018 @isabellehyde_ @CraigDavid @TinieTempah

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Saturday night shifts kill me off. Behave yourselves. #emergencycrew🚨

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Not done bad to say not even 20 yet🙂🙂🙂

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Ant McPartlin won't be presenting I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here with Dec this year. That means only one thing, Phillip Schofield, your time has come.

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

So this is it, tomorrow we get the keys to our beautiful new home. Here’s to a life of mortgage repayments🍾

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

In year 2 I was the queen of ‘can I play?’ ‘Sorry it’s not my game’ I’m still this petty now xx

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

If this is what skint and desperate looks like then kiss my arse you BALLBAGS as you were LFUKING x

[Vickie @missvickiemx]

The day after payday...

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Me and Joe started packing up my first home today ready to move into our house. #emotional

[Chloë Sims @chlo_ehx]

Preachhh😬 #thinkbeforeyoudial

[Police Contact Centre - Derbyshire @DerPolContact]

Evening!

Can I remind you all '999' is for emergencies only - not because you don't want to wait in the 101 queue! If you're not in a position to wait in a queue drop us a DM on here, we're more than happy to help. #999emergenciesonly #101nonemergency

[Kym Marsh @msm4rsh]

I actually think I may be the only person who didn’t watch love island! 😳