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USM ‘22

[Xiao Fei @istaylackin]

this how i been feeling on a regular basis lately

[C.J. Johnson @CJCurtisJohnson]

If my calculations are correct, I’m 100% in the mood for another iced coffee

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

*opens eyes at 9 am*
me: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

My Mom finally got the courage to bring my Dad's urn into the living room and place it on the mantle. It was bittersweet and caught everyone a little off guard, including my Dad who was just sitting there watching Storage Wars.

[gigi @420insidejob]

for lent im giving up

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

i don’t mean to bother anyone but what the fuck is happening

[yami @spiiderlord]

as he should, the second he doesnt, thats the moment I'm gonna step in

[brown sauce @Itsbradleee]

no sun for me today got absolutely baked yesterday

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

friend: ”how’s life?“
me: ”everything’s on track thanks“

the track:

[Justin @judith_ism]

Girl are you okay? You’ve hardly put your records on.

[Flavortown @flavortown]

I got my driver’s license last week

just like we always talked about

‘cause you were so excited for me

to finally ROLL OUT LOOKING FOR AMERICA’S GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

excited to come out of the pandemic a new, far worse person than before

[sabrina @stopitsabrinaa]

Me trying to decide which friend i should hang out with today

[sven johnson @swembo2000]

Bad news. The doctor just diagnosed me with a honky tonk badonkadonk 😔

[kenz @enziekk]

whenever anyone tries to explain the rules of a card game i literally black out

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad