chlo

31 • wife • mama • chaos coordinator • sahm • ♈️

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I’m literally over the ignorance behind people saying vote no on proposal 3. How can you be THAT fucking stupid??

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

With trips coming up I ordered the Bambora baby sling and I’m so excited for it to arrive.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

The way I have zero desire to pack for a trip to South Dakota with two kids, then have a 16 hour ride with two kids…. I think I’d rather just stay home for a week.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Sawyer waking up from a bad dream asking to shower means I now have to also be awake and I’m so tied.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I need a waterproof case for my iPad that auctions to the shower wall. Then I can truly have the type of relaxation I need because I am not a bath girly— I like my walk in shower.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

My husbands finally home from his golf trip. So basically he’s on dinner duty and he’s getting Sutton to bed and he’s also waking up with Sutton tonight. I would say I’m going to bed early but I’m watching big brother and passing out.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Tous les jours to my doorstep 🤤

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Coming in to say I still cannot believe they haven’t pinpointed a source for this explosive diarrhea going around.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Sutton is finally back down. Which means I’m so effing tired but I probably won’t be able to fall back asleep myself.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I usually clean the entire house up before I go to bed and wash what’s in the sink. After 3 days of solo parenting I passed out on the couch so I did not pick back up the house last night. Honestly, I’m glad. Because I’ve been up 3 times since then with Sutton.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I am so tired that all I want to do is take a hot shower and nap all day.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Sutton has just not wanted to sleep tonight.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I’m really just ready for bed. But Sutton says otherwise.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Also why can’t I go to the bathroom alone???

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Trying to keep Sutton awake long enough for door dash to bring our olgas, but after only 30 minutes of sleep tonight a breakdown is on the horizon.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I’m annoyed and would like some sort of interaction with an adult but it’s fine. I’ll watch the ufc fights alone.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Alright. Looks like my husband isn’t coming home tonight. Apparently they still have the air bnb which means another night solo.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

Can yall just figure out the source of this explosive diarrhea so I don’t have to be afraid to eat🙄

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

I guess it’s a good thing I’m drinking a 7brew energy at 4pm.

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

And at this point I’ve fucked Sutton’s napping up for the day because I took sawyer to the movies. So it’s been a long day that just keeps getting longer 😅🫣🤣

[chlo @chlocampbelll]

At this point I’m wondering if my husbands ever coming home for this golf trip— because I’be been on overtime mom duties and I just want to pee alone lol.