chloe :p

♓️☀️ ♓️🌙 ♏️✨| she/her | twitter’s favorite “girl”

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

new year’s resolution is to start being cringe without apology

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

58° and rainy for the foreseeable future… we will Never be warm again

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

this is kinda what the end of summer in the pnw feels like

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

i might owe an apology to californians because massachusetts drivers are the worst i’ve EVER seen

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

The beauty of New England is that if you miss the first Dunkin' Donuts, there's always the next one not too far away

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

@oreoeocat my sweet boy caspian :) 13 and going deaf but still just as silly and beloved

[claire @mountaintuuna]

i cant concentrate on work cause i keep watching this gif over and over again

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

may your life be filled with magic and meatballs

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

go my ja-oranges

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

Hi back on here bc i finished deltarune

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

ok i think that’s all worth posting. bye bye for a bit we’ll see how long it lasts

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

frasier looks like a beluga whale. tell me i’m wrong

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

stealing paint chips from the hardware store for loser purposes

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

i think my inner child is fine actually. i need to heal my outer adult

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

thinking about:
cowboys
not thinking about:
everything else

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

i make centrists hate-nut by telling them to vote on my instagram story

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

a hand drawn emoji is something that can actually be so personal,

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

need me a dude who says shit like ZOUNDS!!!!!

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

you are not a “plant dad” you’re 26 and unemployed

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

i just think that everyone should have to work one week MINIMUM in food service before you’re allowed to eat in a restaurant. period

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

boyfriend didn’t like this joke… i’m really in the pupper house now

[chloe :p @chlockeee]

what does a millennial call checkers

freaking heckers