Chloe Duffy

I'm fun. You should be more fun.

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

It just dawned on me that more than half of December is technically fall in that is so bizarre to me

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

1-278-382-16901 TH horrible thing about being visually impaired not being able to get away from Uber drivers nonsense. Today I learned all of the names and heights of not only their immediate family, but grandparents, cousins, nieces, and nephews.

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

Bucatini good quality: soaks up the sauce in that long hole
Bad quality: you can’t slurp it up like spaghetti if you want to get messy

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

Was listening to this or that Insta real earlier and soft or hard pretzels came up and I’d never put those two things in the same category even with sharing a name. Seems like such an unfair question obviously soft for life.

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

I can’t be the only one that has never updated my contacts and half are married with new last names.

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

Renewed Apple TV+ drunkenly last night and nothing’s in my recently watched. Someone please tell me what I was trying to watch, thank you

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Genuinely curious what's going to happen when a society that buys everything from Amazon, Walmart, and Temu realizes what a 60% tariff on Chinese goods looks like.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: i'm going to take a 30 mins nap

me: 4 hours later

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

RIP Edgar Allen Poe. You would have loved noise cancelling headphones.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I used to be really stupid, especially in high school & early college. I’m convinced it’s bc I was trying to shove math in my little pea head . I have so much extra space now.. space to be free <3 to think. .. I can finally be less stupid than I was, previously, when I knew math

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

And never finishing any of them

[veet @vveetto]

need a chihuahua so me and it can tremble in fear together on sundays

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

I’m being such a bad little queso slut rn

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

@pastordudley I bet you smell like a gerbil

[MacGeo 🦒🐋🦈🪼 @ash1durr]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

What if heaven is really just an Outback Steakhouse and for the rest of eternity you had to eat a bloomin’ onion for breakfast everyday

[Chloe Duffy @chloduff]

Corndogs… you can’t have just one.