Chloe

I like to take photos and leave them here. also featured are out of context quotes.

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

“I should have been naturally selected a long time ago”

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

To the people on my flight today, I’m so sorry I had 3 bean soup for dinner. Sitting next to me is gonna be silent but deadly

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

“Nothing is so privileged as thinking history belongs to the past.”

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

“He needs emotional support while taking a shit”

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

“I have to say weird things or I’ll die”

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

I fear I’m irrevocably crashing out, happy holidays 🍻

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Autocorrect 🤝🏽 Dyslexia = me being illiterate in front of all my superiors in important meetings

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

I’m warning you now, the day we lose Hank Green is the day I walk into the ocean

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

I’m not looking at your top 5 on Spotify wrapped, I’m looking at minutes listened who’s beating my high score 👀

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

I don’t have a lid big enough for the log bro

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

“That imbecile can’t even read a book, why would you expect him to be able to read the room?”

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Gotta keep em guessing

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Ya know how some people come from old money? I come from old poor

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

“As a result of the election I’ve decided to dedicate my mind, body, and spirit to feral girl fall. Parental discretion is advised.”

[Not! carter @notcarterk]

ask your loser boyfriend to define import tariff and if he can't explain it dump him

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Hobbies include: manspreading on the couch after work

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Nobody tell my therapist about drunk leg days

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Today my pre workout was a shot

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

I’m ready to move to Themyscira

[Chloe @chloe_a1999]

Warm tones vs cool tones