Chloë

Youngest little old man there is. #AlwaysWithHer

[Chloë @chloe_e_king]

Welcome to #HILLoween - #letsvotecolorado

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

Day 17: morale is weird

[Chloë @chloe_e_king]

It had a hole right in the BOOB

[Chloë @chloe_e_king]

This is not an invitation to hit on baristas at work

[sam @samsmthbrgr]

This guy used to dm me on insta consistently for like 2 years and now he’s a contestant on the new Bachelorette lmao

[ryry @_ryry66]

The CORRECT way to pour cereal

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

me at 15: i can’t wait to go to college and PARTY!!
me at 20: ok so listen. there's a new grocery store and GET THIS. i got a mango for 56 cents

[olivia @orangejocelyn]

some of y’all never wrote poetry in middle school and it really shows

[juul is meeting dan and phil !! @aIlsaints]

did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

aries: yes
taurus: yes
gemini: yes
cancer: yes
leo: no
virgo: yes
libra: yes
scorpio: yes
sagittarius: yes
capricorn: yes
aquarius: yes
pisces: yes

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

croissants: dropped
chickens: looked at
road: works ahead
your actions: have consequences
junior: really handsome
them: were roommates
trey: has a basketball game tomorrow
shavacado: fre
potato: flying around my room
me: smells like beef

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Thanks, Twitter! The consensus is sparrowhawk, but honourable mentions to ‘Angry bird’, ‘bird wanting to know why you killed Hedwig’ and ‘Piers Morgan.’

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

@shanedawson Weird flex but ok

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you wonder why everyone thought Mr Darcy was *so* handsome, then you learn that his income was almost a million pounds a year in today’s money and you go, “oh. THAT’S why.”

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

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🍧< \ bring hither the son of Adam and the two daughters of Eve

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Have you voted? There’s still time to get to the polls. Don't sit this one out and hand over important decisions that affect your life to someone else.

If you’ve already voted, check in with your friends and family to make sure they’ve voted, too! #VoteToday #WhenWeAllVote

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

This SNL skit where Kristen Wiig plays Liza Minnelli trying to turn off a lamp fundamentally changed me.

[coolbutpoorguy @coolbutpoorguy]

ppl from the midwest be like “why would i fly it’s only a 14 hour drive”

[The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL]

Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This tweet is for Dr. Ford. You put yourself through so much and I want you to know it wasn’t in vain. You started a movement and we’ll see it through. If they won’t listen to our voices, then they’ll listen to our vote.