Chloe Knipp

[Chloe Knipp @chloe_knipp]

Superior chips ahoy cookies?

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warm drinks > cold drinks

[.. @bribellaa]

my family would be so bored without me i’m the only funny one in this house

[Chloe Knipp @chloe_knipp]

I can hear this picture

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we all really pulled that “but I’m the guest” card at sleepovers when we wanted to do something the other person didn’t

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waiting for someone to be like “April fools 2020 isn’t real.”

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bro cold Chinese at 12:33 am slaps

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just dropped my AirPod in my ravioli

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Ok but can McDonald’s just make these things straws already?

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mosquitos this summer really be mclovin me

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I’m going to need everyone to please stop wearing their ankle socks and white vans and acting like it looks alright

[Chloe Knipp @chloe_knipp]

your wierd if you don’t use subtitles on Netflix.

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to all the mean old prunes that come into dillons and write bad reviews on me—— ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR STUPID COUPONS ARE EXPIRED

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wow one day I really just put my American girl down and never picked her up again...😶

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tb to my 3rd grade self who wanted to be a mermaid sooo bad because of watching H2O.

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wow I actually just walked around the whole mall with my pants inside out. #lovemylife

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@breanna_ricke call me out like this wow

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So I touched my friend’s arm who is part Native American and she goes “I feel like the white people are attacking my land again”

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only my dumbass would walk into the shower with socks on😑🙃

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first day of the semester aka only day of the semester i will not be behind on homework.