chloe 💫

archives and ESC 🐱💚 I generally have nothing to say unless it’s Eurovision season ✨💃🏻 she/her

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

sitting down with Gabe’s video and an aperol spritz almost exactly a week after I was frantically refreshing my feed in an Italian restaurant and drinking the same thing feels like some sort of post-trauma therapy

[Gabe @esc_gabe]

Eurovision 2024 was a Complete Disaster

Tomorrow, 7pm UK time.

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https://t.co/CgSodASIL2
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[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

me.

[🌻 toffee oliver @nohighwaycowboy]

who wins this eurovision

[Elaine @elainovision]

I wrote up this year's contest for @ScotNational

https://t.co/aENnMmUC9h

[Mae Muller @maemuller_]

watching news reports on israel invading rafah directly after watching them celebrate their 328 votes on eurovision is the most dystopian shit i have ever witnessed. anyways.

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

THE GREAT MR BABY LASAGNA

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

sometimes you just have to take a step back and consider the phrase “the great Mr. Baby Lasagna”

[☆Hanna☆ @igaswifey]

as israel spreads their propaganda song at #Eurovision2024 this is gaza:

[Avery @AveryisOnline]

The EBU really said “I can excuse being the pinkwashing arm of a genocidal state, but I draw the line at someone setting a reasonable boundary”

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

No matter my feelings on ESC right now, I have nothing but love for ESC fans (the real reason I got into this silly song contest in the first place, let’s be honest)

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

Feel like pure shit, just want them back x

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

Can’t believe we’ve now had Euphoria as a Drag Race lip sync twice, I used to dream of times like this

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

At a point when everything feels gross, Elaine has done brilliantly at explaining the ins and outs of it all

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

So, about Eurovision.

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

The video for Liar feels like a direct sequel to Break A Broken Heart. Why is there so much restaurant-based angst in Cyprus?

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

Trying not to Rim Tim Tagi Dim myself out before May and it’s not going well

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

@dreampai1 @esc_memento I love this 😭 like “please, Mister Lasagna was my father, call me Baby”

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

sometimes you just have to take a step back and consider the phrase “the great Mr. Baby Lasagna”

[Gabe @esc_gabe]

This is one of the most scathing passages I've ever read in national media ever about a national selection.

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

Catering for Eurovision parties is about to be really easy this year, huh 🍝🥭

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

with all due respect, Tina can get in the bin

[Elaine @elainovision]

BBC Radio 2 this morning discussing 'Rim Tim Tagi Dim'

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

FEBRUARY 25TH BEST DAY 🐱#dora2024

[chloe 💫 @chloe_p93]

Decided I wasn’t watching #dora2024 because it was too stressful, and now I’m pacing back and forth streaming the results whilst running a bath 🐱