Brah I came home and took my dog out… why he throw up in the hallway, and pass out in the throw up??? I fell to my knees screaming thought he was unalive and he popped up ran outside, had explosive diarrhea and then was trying to play????????????
was getting my nails done today and this grandma next to me was telling her nail tech how she is having a pool party soon…he casually asked how often she goes skinny dipping in her pool and I wanted to die laughing
when I was younger, my dad would literally wait out in the cold/snow for my bus to come then signal for me to come out when he saw it coming🥹 no wonder my expectation of men is so high