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[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

Can someone please tell certain men to stop spraying on their beard it looks fucking shit. Be a good friend and tell them it’s terrible

[daz @MetamateDaz]

My BIGGEST problem is that I want to be politically informed but I would also like to have a good day and be happy, and those are mutually exclusive things apparently.

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but does that Bosh cunt have learning difficulties?

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

Similar state is when I thought what if it’s actually our universe ending in some sort of loophole wormhole situation

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

It’s because everyone’s on mounjaro

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

Not seeing the sudden January surge of newbies at the gym like usual, anyone else noticed the same? Can people just not afford it any more I’m wondering?

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

every single one of the 30 or so energy drinks to have hit the market in the past decade are far too sweet and none understand that the reason Red Bull remains at the top with the strongest brand recognition is largely because it tastes like chemicals

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

@redbull Could you do me a favour and create a sugar free orange flavoured redbull please? I think it would hit different. Thanks In advance

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

the black pearl and flying dutchman sailing together to take down lord cutler beckett

[Choctopus 🐙 @ChoctopusYT]

Annual reminder to watch KLAUS, one of the best Christmas movies ever made. Probably top 3.

[unwelly clarkson 🧶🪡 @lyrically89]

fly high mr. marbles 😢

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

@MattDRFCshirts We have 3 in the house 🙄

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

@the_pieface @MattDRFCshirts

[////////////////////////////////////// @fuckcomputer]

thank you tim cook this is goated

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

Sometimes I wish I could book my therapist for a full day and do some sort of therapy crash course

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

ok but does she like belly rubs

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Imagine being this. Imagine you’re born and you’re this

[chloedo🖤 @chloebeth_12]

Found out it’s not normal for your finger nails to go blue when you’re cold 🙃 thought I was just a little chilly