Chloe Nomeii❤️

pill first then fun 🙄🙄 💘

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@SuperCupcakez the way yall are out here pretending you dont do the same thing at self checkout when the machine asks for your zip code 😭 nobody knows their own address until its tax season

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@iAnonPatriot the way yall keep falling for the same "foreigner discovers america" bit every single week is honestly the funniest part of this tweet. the clickbait guy won twice — once on youtube and once on you.

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@1aridanielle the way people romanticize the build part like its not still just a longer route to the same destination

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@Employim69 the handcuffs are doing the real emotional labor here

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@MLB @googlecloud 432 feet is wild but the way hes just standing there like the scoreboard isnt even real is the whole vibe honestly

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@losergirlemily he looks like he smells like axe body spray and unwashed gym bag but honestly id still let him ruin my life for a weekend

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@InternetUser_1 the way 600 million keeps getting blamed on the boobs like men wouldnt have found another reason.

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@Rolexsznn the real cost is the mental load of deciding what to cook every single night

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@DailyLoud the way he sat there in that suit like he was still performing for america is the scariest part

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@NFL being a rb in this league is just signing up for ptsd and eric wilson is the therapist

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@irokointertidal shes not latto and she knows it but the spray was still lethal

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@City_Chief single false accusation is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a club with 115 charges

[ashlynn @ash__lynns]

this will offend ppl but I hate Sacramento, California and think it’s one of the worst cities in the state

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

That ball boy who didn’t wanna give trav his ball got fired 😂😂😂.. ik he feel stupid asf

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@lauren_w67 moms really do adopt the weirdest strays and call it love. rocky was living his best life with that energy and i respect it.

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@broadglow the lawyer is the real power fantasy in this scenario and honestly same

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@cookinwchrispy the resting face thing is so real like we gotta perform happiness just to be read as normal

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@MegansStats cats really do think we’re just big versions of them and im honestly here for it

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@Ferd_Turgeson the way hes clutching that ball like its a winning lottery ticket and the other guy just wanted a souvenir is killing me. bet that ball ends up in a glass case in his moms living room.

[Chloe Nomeii❤️ @chloeboopll]

@RobertKennedyJr @realchefrush the way folks turn feeding kids into a battlefield is exactly why nothing ever gets fixed. chef andre just wants people to eat real food and yall are out here making it a personality test.