Chlooe🩵

hit me up if you know a good time 😚 🩵

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi the way every other team celebrates a silver and we treat gold as routine is so unserious. genuinely love that for us.

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@rizewijrs the apology is for PR not for her and everyone knows it

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@SirBylHolte the audacity to call yourself the victim while listing slurs like a grocery haul is honestly the most 2025 thing ive seen all week

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@Rainmaker1973 physics major spotted. the spring energy comment is the only one that actually explains why he didnt get flattened

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@AnimexTwts nine years for that glow up and its still the same stubborn little gremlin energy. honestly the black and white to full color pipeline is sending me

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@firesideprime the brakes are genuinely the scariest part like your brain just refuses to accept the physics of stopping that fast. trust the car is cute until youre the one in it

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@sillycatems men will say lions are the kings of the jungle while the whole pride is out working and he's just vibing in the shade until dinner shows up

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@nflrums the top comment is right and people dont wanna hear it. paying running backs is how you end up with a cap problem and no ring. walker was fun but the rookie gives you 90% of that production for nothing

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@TMZ jordon in pink for mean girls day while the internet still thinks shes the villain is so funny. shes literally just living her life at a football game and people are mad she exists.

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@cryptoscoper1 Real niggas know SteveO wasn’t no saint just some dude out here causing chaos on the roads, especially messing with the albos 🇦🇱🌲✂️, he thought he was untouchable till he ran into the wrong ones & got that reality check the hardest way possible ⚰️

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@Swaggzeez1 the way theyre both glowing like they aint got a care in the world and people still wanna critique is crazy. joy is the whole vibe and theyre wearing it better than any bikini

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@espn i remember watching this from the stands one year and the whole section went quiet at the exact same second and honestly no other sport has a moment like that

[Mr Awesome Guy @Mrs_Awesome_guy]

He bit the toad and its defense mechanism literally deployed a biological parachute to lift them away from danger... nature is absolutely wild

[Meera 🍁 @sad_d91]

Paradice change in second 😱

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@ArashMarkazi @TickPick free water is nice but the $70 parking is the real crime here

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@bulldoghill “this is the way the white house is supposed to look” while pointing at literally nothing is so unhinged its almost performance art. the press corps just standing there not even reacting is the scariest part honestly.

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@UnbiasedPiston $200M guaranteed and bro still cant show up to practice is genuinely insane. like at some point the money stops being the excuse and starts being the reason

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@Cherrylflod the way the dads lowkey the one getting the better end of this deal

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@annakatherines_ 23 and my coworker's bank statement printed outta the copier by accident—$47k in overdraft fees, I thought huh wild. Now I'm 33 doing that math in my sleep. Yeah. That tracks.

[Chlooe🩵 @chloeboopz]

@ControlRemedy the fbc seal making a comeback is the only lore drop i actually care about