Chloe Carson-Ashurst

[Brits and Blobs @BritsandBlobs]

He’s sort of like all of the Inbetweeners merged into one

#TheApprentice

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

The team wondering why the people they’re targeting don’t want to go biking #TheApprentice

[Sam @SamBray09]

The Traitors: got this great idea for the final

BBC: I’m listening

The Traitors: we get a helicopter

BBC: wow yes love it, continue

The Traitors: we hang this bloke with cerebral palsy underneath it

#TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and watching you win £47,300 on BBC One #TheTraitorsUK

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

Watching Leanne and Jake win like…
#thetraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I guess this is the year I finally understand what Marmee in Little Women meant when she said “I have been angry nearly every day of my life.”

[David (Childish Landino) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Davido_DW]

Do you think all of the Americans learning about Robbie Williams after seeing Better Man have got to the lore about Gary Barlow's massive son yet?

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

@oldenoughtosay Northern!

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

It's hilarious that Twitter discourse around the Odyssey is treating it like this remote, impenetrable text when it has shipwrecks, monsters who eat people, a witch and a sea-nymph, a loyal dog, and culminates in a Tarantino-esque spasm of violent revenge. It's not exactly dry.

[Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan]

London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

@emmasaurustex When the Light Breaks

[John Flickinger @theFLICKpick]

Gladiator is a MASTERPIECE. Gladiator 2 is just a sword-and-sandals action flick you'll forget about next week. #GladiatorII

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

moo deng donald trump gary’s son is eight foot one

[cigaret easton ellis @genderised]

as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

@desertrose1969 https://t.co/C5kdNchaSa If you’re looking for an alternative, Besom will collect furniture for free and see it gets to a local family in need.

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

@interesting_aIl @allaboutthedame Someone tell Poirot quick!

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

@agameganon I would be interested in the silver column set and gold broken amphora, if they’ll be restocked!

[King of Megcenae @agameganon]

Hate to do it but money is very tight and I would appreciate any traction you can give my shop! I will be working all outstanding orders over the weekend so any order placed between now and Sunday will be dispatched on Monday 🫶

[Chloe Carson-Ashurst @ChloeCarsonAsh]

I had yet to be blown away by anything at #LFF2024…and then I saw When The Light Breaks. Raw and beautiful, I think it’s highly likely to be my ‘film of the festival.’ #LFF