Chloe Chaisson

So gay my spine isn't even straight. Dog & cat mom. Wife. She/Her or they/them.

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

Donald Trump is back. Fuck this. I'm out. Goodbye.

[Joy 🐎 Priest @Dalai_Mama_]

I have something to say: I am here to tell you that punctuation goes INSIDE the quotes.

[Shannon Beveridge @nowthisisliving]

justice for the south of nowhere queer awakening ppl 🏳️‍🌈

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

"fuck this job"

*goes to work*

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

Their reaction said everything

[Myriam 🌊 @maximusmom13]

When Julie revealed the 2016 presidential election like a BB eviction week.. 😭 #BBmemorylane

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

@layounggun99 Thank you ❤

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

Who the fuck Gave my grandma covid? Because you killed her. And now I want to kill you.

[Edgar McGregor @edgarrmcgregor]

Nobody "believes" in climate change.

You either understand and accept what is happening or you are ignoring what is happening.

[Richard Dreyfuss @RichardDreyfuss]

When they asked me to do Jaws I said no. I said I wanted to watch it but not have to shoot it. Eventually I came to my senses. It only took a few weeks into production to realize that Steven was a genius and he was going to change the world. RIP Rob & Roy

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

KING

[Richard Dreyfuss @RichardDreyfuss]

I can't believe I'm saying these words...
I am 75.
Thanks everyone for sending me so many kind birthday wishes today!

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

@NukaSimmer I would like to see fireman back. Or something that utilizes skills that the game currently has. For example: Baking-Professional Baker. Or dancing- professional dancer. DJ skill is also fun but has no career, so that one as well.

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

@jennaduryea1969 when you told me you wanted to watch Scream

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

SIDNEY MOTHER FUCKING PRESCOTT

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

A fucking legend

[Taylor Hale @TheTayHale]

Can I dress up a tee that says no fake orgasms to a dinner at a fancy LA restaurant or is that a no go

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

Jill because fuck that little bitch Amber.

[tristan @finalboytristan]

Who is winning in a fight? 🔪

Jill Roberts or Amber Freeman?

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Spy Kids 3-D walked so Ant-Man 3 could run

[𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖎 ⭒ @CassiMarieG]

some of y’all didn’t understand the message of scream 2022 and it SHOWS

[bear @iamblackbear]

i came
i saw
i had anxiety so i left

[Chloe Chaisson @chloechaisson]

Our uber is blasting Jesus music at 6 am