Chloe Sanders

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[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Just a lil tweet about my show from the one and only Liz Banks. And on Equal Pay Day! Watch #inthekitchen now on @whohahadotcom. Thanks @ElizabethBanks ! https://t.co/8DavfHfyXw

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

I would say I'm Top Chef level passionate about women's reproductive rights. Get your (not so) sugar-coated facts here. @whohahadotcom @maebirdwing https://t.co/VF7U3A2pYi

[Jane Levy @jcolburnlevy]

I don’t always tweet, but when I do , I’ve been drinking

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

And 400,000 dead Americans later, they’re gone. My god.

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

@reeveswiedeman @AirMailWeekly But where does it exist? I can think of nothing that would make me more joyful than witnessing this singular gem

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

I miss running into people in the halls and having dumb little convos

[Sarah Smarsh @Sarah_Smarsh]

Just a reminder that Trump and Republican anti-maskers aren't the only reason we're being ravaged by COVID-19.

Another reason is that our healthcare system is a private, profit-based, insurance-perverted hellscape of inequity that plenty of Democrats have defended.

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Friday’s are irrelevant now

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

@EatWeightloss What is this nonsense? Who are you people? This is not how real bodies work. Life’s too short to be so full of shit. Get a real job!!!

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Why so many ads for avocados? They are a well known brand, we all dig it, save ur bucks to advertise, like, asperagus

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Wow would actually kill for Jeb! to be president right now, is a thought I never thought I’d ever think in my life

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Oh my god what a complete and utter mess/hellscape we are living in, is a thought I have most mornings

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

At this point if I woke up and my cat served me an omelette I would just be like ok this is what the world is like now, and move on

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Fly in my wine. I dig it out. Fifteen minutes later....another fly in my wine. But hey, I guess that’s quarantine.

[Sarah Smarsh @Sarah_Smarsh]

Many whites believe T*ump is a good man. Are they irrational, even monsters? If they have valid news sources, then yes. But many don't; they live in spaces targeted by decades of right-wing propaganda. We must approach the US political crisis as we would the dismantling of a cult

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

I miss my friends

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

How many Americans killed by COVID-19 would still be alive today if Trump hadn’t politicized wearing a mask?

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

What I would do to sit at the bar of a fine establishment
And drink a cold martini
With my friends

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

In Japan right now and it just hit me that the dogs here speak Japanese

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

Lost phone, went phone-less for 72 hours, started missing phone like it my friend, sad

[Chloe Sanders @chloecsanders]

@haleyrawson False. You do not wish that.