chlo

[❦… @lexagates]

My ass is fat af right now

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Gülce @exitsenses]

“You have a drinking problem you have a drinking problem” Okay and I also have several other fascinating problems. Don’t reduce me to one flaw when I’ve worked so hard to cultivate a diverse ecosystem of dysfunction

[🍻 @drink2beers]

feeling normal as fuck on that nothing #sober

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

glass of fucking water i love you so goddamn much . Thank you Glass of Water.

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

nice high beams bro. i have a gun

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

whoever’s got my voodoo doll can you teach it how to dougie

[❦… @lexagates]

Finna fuck around get married, be healthy, and live a happy, all around fulfilling life

[mau @rllydu]

oh this? don’t worry, it’s just my pretty boy swag

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

I always regret not being meaner

[ً @cryst6ls]

i can’t keep up anymore. happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life

[i am @hotter]

all u can do is get hotter

[b @pauliebleek3r]

wowwwww ….. makes you wonder who your friends are

[clown @mrspktr]

gonna jump off from the nearest cliff

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

i can’t stand a moody man like girl what is ur problem now

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

i find your avoidant attachment style endearing and your borderline personality disorder beautiful

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

if you see me being gently carried by a 6ft 5in amalgamation of corpses into a snowy cave so i can die in peace do not send for help i'm exactly where i want to be

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

for christmas i’d like to be understood

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem