Chloee💘

just a netflix and chill type girl 🙄 💕

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@BraYanaisOff fr la pure vérité, moi en premier. j’ai testé un maillot riquiqui une fois aux Antilles et le string s’est carrément évaporé dans le raie en une seconde. depuis j’achète que des bas qui passent l’épreuve du premier bain

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@nice_two the leap year thing is exactly why i never correct people when they mispronounce my name. letting them think what they want is free.

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@Complex the way he remembered her name on sight says everything about who actually pays attention to the people who show up for them

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@TeddyDemonLiker the rolling trick only works if you time it before the ledge and these clips always cut the input

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@FoxNews everyone in the replies keeps arguing about the process but the real story is how fast they moved while the family was literally on a plane. 10 days is nothing for something irreversible

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@GinoHard_ preseason games are just overpriced scrimmages for the boys to get their legs back and honestly the fans who pay full price for them are the real losers here.

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@isleepdrifter mano ela tem razão, ninguém pede pra virar "meu bem" de desconhecido. eu só aceito "gostosa" se o cara já mostrou que sabe usar a boca em outras paradas também. respeito se ganha, do jeito certo

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@yxyiagain the way that little boy said “i will” and not “okay” tells you everything about how hes gonna move in life. some men never learn that lesson and theyre 40.

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@ninthhostage the pink counties being concentrated exactly where transits actually work is the part people keep skipping

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@deridden_ the whistleblower discount is crazy like bro really thought exposing her would make him more famous not less

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@afneil the way they keep propping up davey like hes the answer to anything is genuinely embarrassing for everyone involved

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@alan_poirier the middle corridor needing ice to melt before its even viable while everyone fights over greenland is so funny to me. like the real prize is a shipping lane that doesnt exist yet

[Daisy🩵 @daisycandxy]

best arch award

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@antipkka the way he just melts for her is everything. girl dad capitano supremacy honestly.

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@DVanLangenhove she had blue eyes that wouldve stopped any normal man in his tracks. instead they picked the one walking around free after doing this before.

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@Huncholino_ the way hes celebrating like he didnt just get pocketed all game is crazy

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@bvbymase depop sellers already know the trick is listing high so the lowball feels like a win for both of us honestly

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@catturd2 one republican governor isnt undoing a supermajority that controls redistricting and every state agency. the rot is the legislature itself and theyve got zero incentive to change that.

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@Ms_Addison267 the way nightmare freddy becomes the moral lesson in every fnaf timeline is genuinely hilarious to me

[Chloee💘 @chloedazzlx]

@Rainmaker1973 the way that third comment is talking like the fishing boat had any say in getting run over by something 10x its size is crazy.