Chloe

they/she | nuig | small hyper asshole

[ᵈₑᶜᵢdᵤ𝚊:_°❀*̥˚. @perdifoil]

it's still really funny to me that when i asked how much nipple piercings hurt, my piercer was like "well it's different for everyone so idk, but you might say fuck." and in retrospect that's the most accurate description i have heard before or since. i did indeed say fuck

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@DeIudedShaniqwa 0l

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

i didnt realise it at the time, but those kids who used to pop theirs thumbs out were just the next stage of evolution for the use of touchscreens

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@mayofnaise hmmmmm

[Eduard Habsburg @EduardHabsburg]

300 years after the end of the Spanish line, I can say with confidence that Habsburgs have great jeans

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

it’s ok to be a mid white girl who is broke and out of shape and an alcoholic and

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

i think if someone would bring me their dog or something i would be immediately in a far far better mood

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@blackthxrntree thats true

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@blackthxrntree i have roll down windows

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@blackthxrntree cough cough

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

had a realisation, the fellas roman empire is literally just the roman empire, so it just solidifies the point that it's all men think about

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@blackthxrntree sunburnt

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@blackthxrntree oh jules ur telling me

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

man what is this shrek 5 shit

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

my guy is playing stardew in bed beside me, this is nice

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

@bbronaa still great, just ate the leftovers uh 5 minutes ago

[Chloe @chloedocmartins]

mcdonaghs chicken and chips i love u how could u do me like this

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I highly recommend having a clingy and lovey dovey partner. Life is too short to be with people who act like it's painful to show that you love someone.