chloe ✌️

she/they 25yo blob ✨ ba (writing+lit) from deakin uni ✨ works in gems zine & baby teeth journal ✨ music lover, amateur photographer, tea drinker 🩷💜💙

[Greg Jericho @GrogsGamut]

I'm getting on the beers

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

sacrificing my body (lactose intolerance) for the greater good of the world (eating mac and cheese) 😩🙏

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

side note: everyone who comes to Ballarat thinking it’s a cute little city with beautiful old buildings etc, think of us living here in winter, we truly want death tbh it’s so bad

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

just remembered the bureau yesterday said that it felt like -6.7 degrees yesterday morning in Rat Town and yeah that tracks it’s so cold here

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

me, waiting in the car singing along to local natives while my partner goes to the doctor, is this love?

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

to this point! a lot of children come into work and ask me if it’s my natural hair colour (pink) and I am at a war with myself each time whether to tell them the truth of hair dye or just gaslight them that magic coloured hair is real

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

regrowth on hair when you’ve bleached it and coloured it such a hazard warning pink should be illegal

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

my natural brown is growing out and I hate it 😩 let me be delulu and think I’m a pink girlie through and through

[Gray Writes! @ClickGate_]

Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

thank you mama

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

my only life skill is making small talk with the nurses at the pathology clinics leeching blood out of me like my amigos 🫶

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

side note my car has the most pathetic horn on it and in a dumb place so I look like an idiot when I use it like I cannot win

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

I’m not an aggressive driver but I do live in Ballarat and the people here are lacking in any sort of road sense or etiquette I stg like sorry pay attention while you are driving you massive fucking BMW please

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

@sason_judeikis I love vegemite I will not apologise

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

god I love a fucking crumpet w butter and vegemite like so good

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

I’m remembering to eat breakfast again instead of a mid morning of cup of tea so slay?!

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

I’m late to the party but I’m so happy for another season of Heartstopper bc it’s so 🩷🩷🩷🩷 like we love some cute queer representation

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

update: gonna go bankrupt bc hard solo is liquid gold and life has made me an alcoholic

[chloe ✌️ @chloeeebee]

king shit 👑

[QandA @QandA]

Writer, Actor and Comedian Luke McGregor shares his thoughts on Australia's housing crisis.
Watch the full episode here: https://t.co/MXhG5OJUPh #QandA