The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂
i feel bad for Netflix era kids. they will never know what it was like to run to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom while a commercial break was on, and the sound of there sibling scream “It’s ON!!!”