chlo 🐆🃏🍸🎱💋

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

love island ending feels like daylights saving where u finally get an extra hour of ur day back omg

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

How come everyone forces introverts to leave their comfort zone for a while but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up for a while

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

giving myself the night off and doing nothing for once. I do nothing every night but this time I’m not going to feel bad about it

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[kia @univ444r4]

i can’t believe you bitches are voting for mel and sincere like what the fuck is wrong with yall

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s already 10pm

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[Meg @heirmeg]

why kc always look like

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

Sincere and Melanie the type of couple u just gotta let be toxic forever don’t even waste your time trying to help them they love it there