Chloe Johnson

a flower doesn't compete with the flower next to it. it just blooms

[Chloe Johnson @chloej2201]

Give a redneck boy a hoverboard, you end up with this... 🤠

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

everyone’s dated a guy who kinda looks like sid from ice age and it is what it is

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Wappity Wap 🤪🤪✨

[? @thechynnabee]

if I ever say "THAT'S TOO DAYUM BAD" just know i'm referring to this and nothing less.

[jodie @jodieegrace]

psa: women shouldn’t have to justify why they need birth control by listing other reasons they take it besides preventing pregnancy

[Matt @mattmazurk4]

She’s only 65 years old today. Her white classmates are the generation running this country right now. That’s the problem.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

desire to desire to
get off social stay informed
media for about events
mental health
( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

Hannah is a great name and roll tide. #TheBachelorFinale

[Janel Drewis @the_jan_man]

Ten years ago, I said “One day”

Yesterday, I said “Day One”

[Cori @corogon_]

treat yourself like I-4 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes u just gotta get subway. that’s life

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[sai @sighduhh]

Omfg 😭 it really be like this

[KARA @kavavafine]

Absolutely no one:
The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express: