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specific tweets she/her 🦂

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gua sha gf

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@GeorgeN78169678 Thank you George

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like 18 of you are talking abt doing ketamine today what’s up w that

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when I want to rant about how much I hate tech and technology, that’s when I Lud-out

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I know my hormones are crazy, because researching Ina Garten at 1:00 in the morning, I saw that she married Jeffery when she was 20 years old in 1968 and that made me cry

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saw another girl on the bus wearing swim trunks as pants 🫡 fellow queen

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the awesome thing about sustaining a spinal fracture at 26 is that any time you move for the rest of your life you sound like someone snapping a glow stick

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me to the guy on the bus who’s bag is very clearly full of knives: 😀😀😁

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Portland is fake yearners energy not a real lover in sight! Prove me wrong!

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the line cook emerging to let me borrow his lighter when I went to ask the bartender if he had any matches… I’ve never felt more like a princess

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I fucking love Bruce springsteen

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how to god in a queen saving way

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Every time I almost use this emoji:🤪 I think no that’s a little too crazy

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The only good thing about Denver is the 5’ tall twink

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That boysa liya

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Why is there always one unreasonably sexy baker that works at a bakery. And he looks like a hotter version of sufjan stevens

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when I was a child it was me vs people that said cray-on

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It would be impossible for me to experience sexual tension with someone with the same name as me

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being jealous of Bridgers-Oberst collab is for children, being jealous of Weyes Blood- John Cale collab is for grown ass women

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the night may have seen your mind but not me

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you are the sin eater of the notifications on your phone

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The person who writes my cover letters is not@me and does not know me