Debbie Thornberry

I tweet therefore I am

[Dani 🩷🧸🎀 @yourrrfavdani]

And what’s gonna be yalls excuse if Trump wins and things are still expensive, rent is still ridiculously high, and crime increases?

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

@Lost_Nickel My AC struggles in high temps as it is. I am a medium poor person so, maybe? Lol

[Katharine Coldiron 🌟 @ferrifrigida]

2024 is the year I realized that in order to dismantle my dislike of my aging body I have to dismantle the idea that my body exists to be seen as an aesthetic object and I simply cannot figure out how to do that

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

Not sure how many truth bombs I can take on this week

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

@_ClaireFish HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🥳 Taurus szn!!!

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

To people without roommates: don’t take that shit for granted. I’m up in here STRUGGGGGLING

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

Gets excited for a nice weekend in Vermont
Body: wait a second … *neck pain*

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

welp, some pieces are really falling into place in my life. Others, not so much. Feeling grateful for the shit that IS working.

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

My algorithm is a weird mix of jojo siwa, her (I think) ex, videos about cortisol face, wrongdog, happy PC gamers with the new stardew valley update and oj Simpson videos. Weird times

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

I will not be taking my whiskey neat, I need a fun little cocktail that costs near $18 thanks

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

Apples deserve more credit. A fruit that lasts a while after purchase and can travel well in a bag. Give it up for apples!!!!!

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

Is everyone on ozempic?

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

I think the shitty weather this week on spring break taught kids a valuable lesson: in real life there are no “breaks” it’s all just constant misery

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

It’s really wild to enforce the tiniest of boundaries with people and see how quickly they get upset or impatient. Years of being a doormat ain’t it

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

@MarkDuplass My husbands movie is on Tubi! If anyone is into stoner humor with a twist, which features a female character just tryna bone 🍆 check out Marijuana Minutes! 🍃

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

@DialD4Death @AdeelsDeal @Sargon_of_Akkad lol ok we can agree to disagree on this one. You can die on that hill if you really feel that strongly 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

@DialD4Death @AdeelsDeal @Sargon_of_Akkad Yes lol we are in agreement there but it still created discourse and a ripple effect to culture at the time.