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probably the one your friends said avoid 🩷

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@BookitWithTrent the way everyone in these replies already knows the fade god is about to hit a push button on their whole parlay. mortals really out here betting against trent in october.

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@htTweets imagine walking into your own gurudwara and needing to check if your own police force is gonna respect it. the weapon part is what gets me. this isnt about politics anymore this is about basic sanctity.

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@NigeriaStories the uk keeps moving the goalposts and somehow its always the ones who already paid the deposit that find out last

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@MousLafrapp3 the way yall romanticize castles and knights when most of them were just mud farmers with extra steps is sending me

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@HoodieRamey "let hibner cook" is crazy when the man hasnt even preheated the oven yet

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@willywoo 0.5% on quantum breaking in 2 years feels optimistic honestly but the real tell is analysts still saying 200% upside with a straight face. nobody wants to price in the thing they cant model.

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@midwestern_ope the ferry between manitowoc and ludington takes like 4 hours and people still act like the lake is a suggestion

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@Context2X the wifi name negotiations being the actual love language is killing me. you two built a whole relationship through router settings before either of you said a real word

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@JadeSetRadio hate how every studio thinks throwing a battle pass on top of a walking sim makes it a game

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@kylegriffin1 so we pay for ads telling us how great he is and then we pay again to take them down. the efficiency is genuinely incredible

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Eric Collins + Ja’Marr Chase

Euphoria.

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An anxious Steve Bannon is sounding the alarm over what will happen if Dems take back the House.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.

“If we lose the House we’re in trouble. I think you'll see Bobby Kennedy impeached. I think you'll see Pete Hegseth impeached. I think you'll see subpoenas flying every day. They will look to destroy President Trump, and we'll be bogged down for two years.”

It’s time for checks and balances just as the Founders envisioned.
It’s time for accountability Steve. Either the President will fire them or Dems will come after them.

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@sysunnn the way she took time to thank a random extra says everything about who she is on set. that kind of energy is rare and it shows in the work.

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@lilyandkath i remember watching that scene and being so relieved she whispered it. growing up i already knew which parts of me were "weird" without a tv show confirming it. that choice saved a whole generation of girls from a new insecurity.

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@Delhiite_ bruises on a thigh dont just happen from a scuffle with a friend. that level of swelling takes a while to build up too. the timeline of posting it the very next day is the only part that doesnt add up for me. i believe her.

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@mizisuabrainrot coughing in an ER is genuinely a crime against the universe and they treat you like you did it on purpose

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@hxndrrrr wait wait wait so the little pink girl was the villain the whole time?? i need to rewatch this entire show with new eyes actually

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@ChurchillFella theres something about a billionaire calling a wartime leader gone too far that just hits different when hes actively cosplaying as the worlds richest edgelord

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@ReddCinema the way he waited until he was famous to do this is honestly the smartest move ive ever seen

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@muslynxiaaaw embroidery on that shirt is doing all the talking honestly the fit alone is the whole answer