chloe

it happens

[chloe @chloekd19]

People who stop at yellow lights should be arrested

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Just two bad ass dudes with a strong drip game and big football dreams.
One is going to the #SuperBowl and preparing to cement his gridiron legacy.
The other is only famous for rocking a fanny pack and a fucked up haircut.

[ivy park township @hugefarm]

How I sleep knowing I’m at work

[chloe @chloekd19]

Today is not a 21st night of September I want to remember

[chloe @chloekd19]

Can we talk about the fact that the new tide pod commercials advertise their “child proof” seals like are we that dumb as a species now

[chloe @chloekd19]

He’s ready for football season

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

My son has recently started repeating swear words and I’m officially fucked

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I’m losing my mind over this

[james. @dontcallmeJJ]

@rihanna At this rate we’re getting Fenty Food before we get another album.

[chloe @chloekd19]

I don’t even care if this is embarrassing but hot pockets are so delicious why are they slept on

[chloe @chloekd19]

@_daniarias1 It stresses me out

[chloe @chloekd19]

At 11am do you start an email with good morning??

[chloe @chloekd19]

I just want to talk to the coward that runs Brittany Spears’ Instagram

[chloe @chloekd19]

I say this 85 times a day but arrested development is the best show ever made

[chloe @chloekd19]

Thinking about the time my insane college roommate moved out and left behind 4 dildos

[chloe @chloekd19]

This is the best video I’ve ever watched

[Mrs. America’s Next Top Momma @AnarchyHabitat]

Obama showing Joe how to use the weather machine properly for next time.

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[chloe @chloekd19]

Who do I talk to about dua lipa dating anwar hadid

[chloe @chloekd19]

Why did it take me until today being bored on an airplane to watch 500 Days of Summer!?? That movie is a masterpiece

[chloe @chloekd19]

My bf and I just saw the Rocky Mountains for the first time and the first thing he says is “looks like a coors light can”