ck

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

next nigga to say something offensive to me getting kissed

[ck @chloelyn_]

@BarstoolRia why are you so furious in every podcast you record

[mrs guzzi @carlz_gabz]

I’m cranky

[mrs guzzi @carlz_gabz]

Ariana Grande is the Celine Dion of our generation and I cannot wait to see her perform live on Monday

[H. @omw2innisfree]

My friend’s dog, Max, finally caught its tail, and then didn’t know what to do with itself anymore.

[The OA @The_OA]

[in Russian accent]

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

It’s a beautiful day. Let’s get paid.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I used to think goin to sleep late was cool. Till i realized wakin up early is the real boss shit.

[ck @chloelyn_]

@ChicksInTheOff waiting for a punch line to Frans stories takes longer than paint drying

[ck @chloelyn_]

@carlz_gabz I’m on Twitter right now I will see ya next weekend to get some rest

[The OA @The_OA]

NO ONE SURVIVES ALONE. PART II. MARCH 22.

[. @MyTeigh]

@naeashlan That's the most disrespesfulist respectfulist thing ever and I'm intrigued 😂

[ck @chloelyn_]

Colton: Cassie lets take this relationship steady.. day by day

Cassie: ok kewl

Colton: BTW my parents are in Spain waiting to meet my potential fiancé so let’s go meet them while cameras follow us around and my whole family grills you

[ck @chloelyn_]

I feel like Cassie doesn’t like Colton because she HAS to like Colton lmao

[Miguèl MY-yers 🥀 @_tyblue]

If you listen to nothing but trap music all day everyday you not qualified to tell me the music I like is “wack” foh

[jensen b @jennsbos]

I want it to be that time of year when you wake up at like 8am and go outside and the temperature is already around 60 and the birds are chirping and the sun is shinning and you just know it’s gonna be a good day