Chloe

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

let kim kardashian ruin more artifacts. let her drive the jfk car into a swamp. eat ribs over the dead sea scrolls. she’s the reverse indiana jones

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

Cast announced for Mill At Sonning's Barefoot in the Park https://t.co/o8W91MwFJ7

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Two years ago today: Beth (who I’ve not met since) working to keep me alive, giving me years more life. This is from my ‘Patient Diary’ from when I was in a coma.

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@olivialeand Ur a legend

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@GilbertKyemJnr @guildhallschool Hmmm.. Awaiting your reply @guildhallschool. This certainly doesn’t match up with your progressive ideas you allude to in your post. Nor is it in any way “doing better”, but rather quite the opposite and seems a bit backwards..? What’s going on?

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

It’s 2038. I’m eating my last fried crop from the reserves after my state sanctioned 10-minute walk of the day (can’t be outside for more or the sun rays will cause immediate disease). I open my email. The first line is with “Hope you’re doing OK with everything that’s going on.”

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@joyyomitokosi U got this fam

[2023 angy @uheeuhaha]

(Destroys racist statues while Enya plays in the background)

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

That's why everything is on fire. Hard to argue against the ensuing destruction.

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

Pure genius

[Adrian Gray @AdrianRMG]

Hi @VeilBroadband. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

6 months into post-grad life

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@Wasabi_UK @LizzyHammerton "is this really necessary?" was my brand before my brand even existed.

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

Absolutely appalled by this waste of plastic @Wasabi_UK. Is this really necessary?

[Johnny Sack fan account @accid_pop]

It’s.............

⚪️Britney bitch
⚪️ Gonna be me
🔘 Rebekah Vardy’s account

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@Jonathan_Case_ Used for gardening.. and burial ceremonies only thank you 💅

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@Jonathan_Case_ The shoes!!!

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@eliotsalt @GeorgiaWarlow Say no more

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

Another day, another papped photo of Panda on the internet. #itsalifestylenotachoice

[Vinay Patel @VinayPatel]

Off-brand but worth it

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@VinayPatel @GeorgiaWarlow That’s ma boy! Thank you, so glad Panda’s getting the fame he deserves

[Chloe @chloemcclay]

@hollyreddaway @LAMDAdrama ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️