Chloe

Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination. 28. LIVE FROM NEW YORK

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

How many dates/fucks do you have before you catch feels?

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

Conversation outside my bushwick window “ I know you didn’t throw condoms outside my house don’t make me call my goons about it” like bro what???

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

On the train on the sidewalk at the bar like this shit never ends

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

Anyone else run into every dude they’ve ever fucked in the biggest city in the US…. asking for a friend

[still here @micxtape]

“My drunken love language is physical touch.. my sober love language is not” - @chloemeoww

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

I played tennis for the first time in 10 years (wearing vans) and my shit is so blistered I swear you can see the bone

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

The feminine urge to hurl myself off a building at any given time

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

I’ve reached the age where I really should be stretching before sex

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

It’s not even 9am and I’m making chicken nuggies

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

Where’s the axe muderer when you need him?

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

I fell in love with a married man with hand tats at three diamond and it’s fine

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

It blows my mind that alcohol is legal places where weed isn’t

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

How many holes does a shirt/dress have to have in it before you throw it away?

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

I’m so ready for my bachelorette party and I don’t even have a mans

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

Just paid for an Uber with a airbar and this is why I love NY

[eddie munson supremacy @hellfireIover]

shut up i’ll kiss you on the lips boy

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

I’m actually in love with @LisaVanderpump

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

Can someone bring me a golden retriever puppy plz I don’t need anything else

[Chloe @chloemeoww]

Trying to understand how y’all do anything but drink/sleep after work