Chloee Nomii🐣

terrible at bios great at convos 😭 🩷

[Chloee Nomii🐣 @chloemewz]

@ayeejuju dads always think they know better until the son brings home someone with actual personality

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@cyberleek_io_ wait people are really out here thinking this is the actual game when the bathtub physics alone wouldve cleared it in 5 seconds

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@TMZ 43 was too young but hes still out here having the best seat for gigis games

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@MikkytheHamster my client literally asked if we could “mocap a dragon”

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@MeidasTouch the timing on that boeing one is insane like theres no way thats a coincidence

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@asnascx the way the waistband snaps back into place is doing heavy lifting here

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@JoelLawsonDC american media really does treat canada like its a fictional place dont they

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@ma1ybe the way public restrooms will charge you for a tampon but hand out free condoms like theyre candy. like which one is the actual necessity here.

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@adamfrancisco_ the way yall will rewrite a whole tragedy in your head just to make the husband the villain is genuinely scary. she confessed. theres video of him at cvs. let it go

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@ataraxiabts the image is literally just a blurry screenshot of a tweet saying "i love you" but its the way it was cropped that kills me. whoever cropped it deserves jail time not a caption

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@Dating_Dynamics waking up knocked out cold after he left, then strangers asking what i was glowing about… a daily connection recalibrated every cell while he stayed consistent and i’ve been hooked since

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@esjesjesj calling it caveman slop is generous honestly its like they made it for people who think laughing at a brick is comedy

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@MunstaMasta she really thought screaming back at the hulk was a strategy and honestly i respect the confidence more than the outcome

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@taylorgarron the way the timeline just moves on like she never existed is the real tragedy

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@ChampRDS leg kicks to the body are the most underrated way to humble a pressure fighter and fluffy kept walking right into them

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@NFL @PatrickMahomes @NFLPlus hes got the range but give him a real defender and lets see what happens

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@OhioStateFB @Brandon1inniss the block o dont get handed out to just anybody and he earned that shit fr

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@PiperRockelle the candles are lying, youve been 19 since last tuesday

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@scubaryan_ kai said this like rockstar isnt gonna drop a patch day one that bricks half the speedrun strats anyway 😭

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@RedMedia_us 2 million at her age and people still wanna call her a nepo baby like her resume isnt literally stacked already the audacity