CHLO-DP 💙

Geek, 'Leftie', AFC, Boxsets, Festivals and general everyday life. NHS slave dealing with airways and drugs. Running on either coffee or gin.

[CHLO-DP 💙 @chloemichael]

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[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the type of shit I pay my phone bill for

[Dr Mariana Claire Marinovic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇲 @DrMarianaClaire]

How embarrassing for all those who claimed Hannah Spencer was wearing a £1800 Gucci silk blouse. 🤣🤣🤣

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Britain has 2,800 food banks

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

[Netflix @netflix]

THE HUNTING WIVES SEASON 2 IS COMIN' Y'ALL

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Fuck the IOF forever.

After bombing the hospital their air strike murders the medics and journalists who arrive to assist/document.

No words

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

We made a wee intro video for Glasto - crowd was so big a good few heads couldn't see it so here yis go x 🍿

[Energy Embargo for Palestine @EEforpalestine]

🚨BREAKING🚨: Jimmy Carr, Nigel Farage, Maria Eagle, the Board of Deputies, Kemi Badenoch among those that attended yesterday's secret "Israeli Independence Day" celebration held at the British Museum.

Let’s talk about who was in the room last night - and why it matters 🧵

[Mae Muller @maemuller_]

celebrate now but just know that trans women are not going anywhere, they exist no matter what hatred you spew, and your transphobia has made you incredibly incredibly ugly inside and OUT. fucking loser.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Jk Rowling could have used all the money to do something good or even just live her life doing nothing and yet she chose to fund a bigoted campaign against the human and civil rights of trans people.

NEVER forget that

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Solidarity with our trans siblings 🏳️‍⚧️❤️✊
Now the courts have given the GCs what they wanted, they'll presumably stop protesting every visible expression of trans identity. To do otherwise would reveal them to be the anti-trans activists that we always believed they to be

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

so a watermelon is antisemitic but a Nazi salute is neurodivergence

[CHLO-DP 💙 @chloemichael]

@catrubens @DrHenryMarsh

[Cat Rubens @catrubens]

1. I don’t often tweet about my personal life, but on 1st November, my mum Jane was hit by a large vehicle as a pedestrian in St. Louis, USA. She suffered a severe brain injury & remains in a coma in hospital.

Here's Jane & me in happier times.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

delivery for City

[Arsenal Cannon Pics @ArseCannonPics]

A huge thank you to @gooner_armchair for finding this clip.

Mike Riley was the head of the PGMOL at the time. The prick actually thanks Neville.

And people wonder why Arsenal fans have a referee complex 🤷‍♂️

Corrupt to the core.

Share this widely…

#afc #Arsenal #Gooners #COYG

[Peaches 💙 @MrsAlSwearengen]

We appear to be actively losing Janey Godley, as her daughter seems to be taking over her twitter account. I’m so sad. She’s been such a joy for so long. She will forever be known for this, one of the best things, ever.

[UN Human Rights Palestine @OHCHR_Palestine]

We are appalled by this morning’s deadly attack by Israeli forces on a five-storey residential building sheltering children, women and older people in Beit Lahiya, North Gaza. According to Gaza’s Ministry of Health, the strike has left 93 dead or missing including at least 25 children, making it one of the deadliest single attacks in Gaza in nearly three months.

[Adam Richman @AdamRichman]

Well - the entire crew of season two of #AdamRichmanEatsBritain has just been robbed. We were driving from Birmingham to London, stopped at a rest, stop in Barnet for exactly 4 1/2 minutes to use the restroom, and came back to our van completely cleaned out.
All of the filming equipment is gone.
Both of my suitcases with all of my possessions are gone.
Backpack with my laptop and all of my medications are gone .
And to make matters worse, because I have trackers on some of my possessions, and because of my laptop, I can see where these things are. But we have to wait here for the police. The rest stop won’t release the security footage until the police arrive.
It’s been almost an hour.
I’m going to share a few of the locations where I can see my possessions.
Reward for anything found.

[Paper Cup Coffee Liverpool @PCPCoffee]

Another day of less than £100 sales...if you are in town and buying coffee, please consider us instead of the big chains. Our coffee is delicious and we use local suppliers, roasted here in Liverpool.