Chloe Ivey

allergies: cowardice and weak-willed men

[𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕖 ☪︎ @calicocaty]

I’ll never understand, “My husband won’t let me.” Mine doesn’t know the word no. He’s supportive in every way. I could literally bring home a whole camel family and he’d be like, ”This is super inconvenient for me but I’ll start building the fence.”

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

marry a man that tells you how good you look 5 days postpartum, wearing an adult diaper and a tshirt with a messy bun in the kitchen making a bottle right before you pump

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

My job, simplified

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

the best part of pregnancy is feeling her kick the worst part of pregnancy is literally everything else

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

at this point in my life I am definitely surviving and not thriving ✨

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

nerves are shot and it’s not even 7:30

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

being a fire wife is cool until you see your spouse on the news more in one day than you do in a week

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

Thankful for these tweets so I have proof of life for my husband

[Danielle Moss @SunnyD_wx]

.@ChattFireDept is on the scene of a house fire in Hixson. Multiple engines are on the scene. The house is located on Red Fox Lane.

[Local 3 News @Local3News]

#BREAKING: Chattanooga police are looking for a red 2019 Ford F-150 that was stolen today from a vet clinic on Broad Street with two dogs inside. #CHAnews https://t.co/D2TiM9He27

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

maybe nobody at work will notice that I’m wearing black sweatpants instead of black scrubs

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

The first Christmas present I bought is for @_mwilkey97 and I’m SO excited

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

don’t call me for veterinary advice if that’s the only reason you ever talk to me

[matt @shmaded]

Stop asking “wyd” I’m literally at home crying

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

@JedCole7 okay ron swanson

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

i just performed an entire Whitney Houston concert on our way home and Jonathan referred to the experience as “eye opening.” should I be offended or no

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

@chdillingham20 @aecole259 I doubt it

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

@aecole259 @chdillingham20 I did not

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

Is senioritis or the coronavirus pandemic causing me to email me professors and ask if I can pass my classes without doing their final projects/papers? The world may never know.

[Chloe Ivey @chloemivey]

will we get to go on our honeymoon that we planned over a year ago???? stay tuned