Chloe Bender Johnston

in pursuit of good sales & low humidity.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

@joepatrick @FiveStripeFinal @J_SamJones Smokin' Joe!! Can't wait to tell people "That famous ATL sports guy once gave me a bloody nose playing 'couch football.'"

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

This phrase has stuck with me for the last 3 years. Pain & grief is all relative. Your worst day is different than my worst day, but they're both the worst day for each of us.

[Lori Gottlieb @LoriGottlieb1]

“There's no hierarchy of pain. Suffering shouldn’t be ranked.”

Remember that the holidays can be hard for different people in different ways. Have extra compassion for both yourself and others this time of year. ❤️

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

@joepatrick Gross.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

As an OSU fan, honestly same.

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

I put money on Ohio State-Notre Dame in an attempt to induce some emotional investment and I still can’t root for anything but an asteroid

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

@joepatrick One time, Russ asked if I could "do him a small favor" and it was regrouting a table.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Looking at you @kdwalker @skktweets @cbaxter27

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Adulthood is: talking about sump pumps.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Cotton Candy Grapes, or How Can I Eat Something Healthy But Eat So Much of It that It Becomes Unhealthy.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Abortions will still happen. Just not safely.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

it's crazy to think i have to have my watch remind me to stand up 1x an hour, and i still fail to do it a quarter of the time.

meanwhile my grandfather was in ww2.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

I cried during the new Top Gun? I cried during the new Top Gun.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

"Man, season 4 of Vampire Diaries really goes downhill." - A real thing I just thought.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

@ashrock0733 Honeymoons over, eh.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

when did we all decided we were going to watch videos at full volume in public.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

"You actually do a Dutch braid, not a French braid." - @Russ_Johnston, entering into the final phase of his metamorphosis into GirlDad™

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Which, I obviously am.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Also first time back on this app in several months and somehow the algo thinks, in that time away, I became invested in the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard case.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

As a recovering ad sales rep, I always love to identify articles or podcasts that brands won't sponsor. Exhibit A: Today's ep of The Daily.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

we're going to have "Slack outage chitchat" to kick off calls today, aren't we.

[Chloe Bender Johnston @chloeotie]

Just went to see if there's an update on the Slack outage ... in Slack. A good reminder companies need to diversify their communications channels.