Chlooe💜

just want a chill friends with benefits thing 🧡

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@ainaf3leensjzil the way this is a classroom and nobody even pretended to care

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@l4pablo the parking garage echo really sells it though 😭

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@Victorr5183 the way hes just flexing for the treat like he knows exactly what hes doing

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@My_leydi__ the way he sat down with his whole crew mid-shift like that is the most peaceful thing ive seen all week

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@CFBReport throwing it straight to the bama defender like a gift wrap job. heisman talk was fun while it lasted

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@sftusr the copilot defense is genuinely this mfs whole personality now and its hilarious

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@oonephei the way shes looking down like she knows exactly what youre thinking and shes not mad about it

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@jasonda55840890 the obsession with where someone grew up is so tired when shes literally the best player in the league right now

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@Reuters airstrikes on civilians and the response is just a statement. every time its villages paying the price for someone elses war

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@SkyNews the 100+ charges thing always felt like it was gonna be the fall of them but they keep winning so whats the actual consequence. feels like a lot of noise over a club that just buys whatever it wants anyway.

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@jgebbia @elonmusk @POTUS the way this reads like a tech demo pitch but for the entire federal government is honestly the most on brand thing ive seen all year

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@saintgumi theres something so wrong about reading cosmic horror surrounded by that much peace and quiet. like the cows just dont know what theyre grazing over

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@AccentsSouthern the grok reply being more coherent than half the takes ive seen on here today is genuinely funny

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@Bron6x23 the sixers been allergic to size all year and these dudes got two bigs who can actually move

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@xtaylorp_ @OptaJoe @TheCardDealer @A6788C @TheCardsChef the advantage rule giveth and taketh away and today it tooketh from you

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@NBA the way she splits that double team and still finishes through contact is exactly why the wnba needs to stop treating her like a project and start treating her like the truth. dallas better hope they dont give her a clean look in the fourth cause thats game.

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@vampooze2 the way they act like you personally invented the concept of danger

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@damienredicamn1 the way asking that question in public is just volunteering to get ratioed into oblivion. some questions are better left in the drafts

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Only people who pay attention to details can solve this under 5 seconds

What's the name of 5th child?

[Chlooe💜 @chloepipz]

@11_toprak everyone in the comments asking for the code but the real answer is just go outside and touch some grass