chloe

i wanna go back to sleep

[chloe @chloesatter]

want your team to win? get me to put money on the opposing team and they are sure to lose! #fifaworldcup

[chloe @chloesatter]

@IsMitchDeadYet allegedly*

[alizba @halaalnosering]

whenever a guy tells me hes a ronaldo fan i get the ick

[chloe @chloesatter]

@ThaTrenchKid @TMZ he hasn’t had a reason to try and enter Canada yet

[S @SebasRiive]

Es el mejor tuit en la historia de esta red social.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Me leaving my room after watching 4 consecutive World Cup matches:

[chloe @chloesatter]

@sxainaa2 @daniifaee NBC News said “Under Brazilian law, this charge applies to cases in which perpetrators did not intend to kill but engaged in a dangerous act that carried a fatal risk.”

[chloe @chloesatter]

@intore08 @daniifaee seriously. no routine safety checks?

[chloe @chloesatter]

@MusindoKudzayi @nypost is that grass or a swamp? i can’t tell

[chloe @chloesatter]

@ericgkrehbiel at least my lyft rides can be confirmed in under 3 minutes. uber takes forever to find a driver

[chloe @chloesatter]

whatever the hell apple did to voicemails is absolutely deranged

[chloe @chloesatter]

@moyix my friend forgot his ID and they said they’d let him through as long as the name on his ID matched the name on his prescription medication (and they did)

[chloe @chloesatter]

@LouisStaples

[⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @xxk1llsw1tchxx]

“Ai is replacing us” yeah I’d like to see ai crash out over a mediocre man the way I do

[chloe @chloesatter]

if it ain’t one thing it’s another

[chloe @chloesatter]

@cassandrarupia i beg u @netflix to stop suggesting this to me

[chloe @chloesatter]

@LuvXmaiko Jaye

[chloe @chloesatter]

@ProudSocialist Michelle is great but she hardly has a political background and she has never really indicated she wanted to make a career of politics. there are plenty of millennials with great ideas. the establishment should listen to them

[chloe @chloesatter]

@girlcloudnine *mid 30s