mrs frog

cowboy in training🤠

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My toxic trait is having to get a little pastry treat at every coffee shop I go to

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@chlomaybe Already a great husband getting the cutest pics

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@seinfeldbig 🥹🥹🥹

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I’d be so hot if my main coping mechanism wasn’t almond croissants

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@graysonphelps Julian’s favorite band right now 🎸

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Gonna go to Hawaii and swim with a MF turtle

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Gonna try to be a hot hoe this summer. Who’s with me????

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Have a baby then you’ll suddenly find yourself making dinner if your robe barking at your husband to get out of the kitchen

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Is she asymptomatic or god?????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@chlomaybe I bet they’re thinking about you too

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It was a tiny shart

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Something I never thought I’d say until having a son… “did you poop or just have a smelly crack?”

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@graysonphelps I read atheist as athletes and thought they’ve gone too far to hate on the athletes

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Won’t post my baby on social media but just sent in photos for him to be a baby model ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@seinfeldbig you’re just jealous you didn’t see them first

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I’m so obsessed with my baby. He’s asleep in my arms and I’m looking at photos of him. I’m a monster

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You could buy so many cool pants with 200 million dollars

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“Lionel Richie has such worship leaders vibes” -@seinfeldbig while watching American Idol

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@chlomaybe I would love to play if @seinfeldbig ever put the damn controller down and gave someone else a try

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Where my elden ring wives at????? Let’s start a club and hang out while our hubbys defeat the elf baddies🧙‍♀️

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If I don’t take at least 100 photos of my baby everyday I will die. Sorry I don’t make the rules 🥹