chloe

Wiggle Witch of the West

[chloe @chloethacat]

Can you snort plan B?

[chloe @chloethacat]

#Justice4AshleeSimpson

[Jax Taylor @mrjaxtaylor]

I told you all…. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[sweethearted peter 🌱 @nicefriend420]

every errand costs $50 now. they used to cost $20 and then went up a little to like $25 or maybe $40 if it was a fancy errand, but now it’s usually $50 and sometimes $100. what is joe biden plan about my errands

[chloe @chloethacat]

Thought I was starting to believe in God a bit bc like I moved to the south ? But then Britney Spears said she's an atheist so now I'm an atheist again I think ??

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[chloe @chloethacat]

Man I haven't had those chicken in a biscuit crackers in forever

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

It’s maybe the worst time in history for renters. With the grey wood flooring situation and all.

[Flappers Burbank 10/25 9pm Jasmine Ellis @JasmineCEllis]

Cheating should affect your credit score.If Melissa can’t trust you why should Wells Fargo?

[chloe @chloethacat]

I can't believe I'm friends with an actual celebrity @Brittney6373

[chloe @chloethacat]

My facebook ads found out I got a job 💅

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

Bro I’m gonna be real I’m not getting nuked for Nancy Pelosi

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i know we got bigger issues at hand but we gotta all come together and get that all day breakfast back at mcdonalds

[chloe @chloethacat]

"I really like you but I wouldn't cry if you died or anything" -starting a thread of things guys say to me 🥰

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Supreme Court justices are mad at signs outside their homes and dinner being interrupted, meanwhile the people of Sri Lanka are storming the Presidential residence and swimming in the President's pool. I'm starting to think we might be too easy on the ruling class over here.