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[MIRA @miramilann]

“You paid the right tax amount” has ruined my week

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I miss the days when Saturdays and Sundays were really considered as rest days

[charlie⋆˚꩜ @gonegirlfriend]

a girl you’ve never spoken to before liking your instagram story post is like an angel visiting you

[Laura- destiny @dxstinyy00]

The night before your day off >>>>

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[george @StokeyyG2]

How many pages of apps does that fella on the left have on his phone 😭😭😭

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

Reply to this tweet with pictures of the worst fashion from the late 2000s/early 2010s. One of my personal favourites is Paul's Boutique jackets. Irredeemably dreadful.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

so grateful to have experienced both

[Room for Scream @roomforscream]

me when I haven’t had a little treat all day

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

I would simply set myself on fire #imaceleb #imacelebrity

[holls @Holls241]

I’m gonna be so real right now, STOP giving these dirty slags a platform

[🫦🫦🫦. @1fine_sznn]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[alice @aliceisnotjokes]

getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head

[jynx @jynxbby]

i should've bought a house in 2007 instead of playing on my pink nintendo ds

[So be it 🏆🇧🇷 @Suzuki_Bj]

Payday

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @___xrozzie]

Every time I put money away for a rainy day it start raining that same night 😭😭😭😭