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Gemini 🌞 Pisces 🌝 Scorpio 🌅

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

A THIRD TEMU AD

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Nickelodeon covering the Super Bowl is something else

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

Why did I get teary eyed when Alicia Keys came on

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

Ludicris is way taller than I imagined

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

Damn kale really fell off

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The Amazon return experience was created to be unbearable

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

OH MYGOD I don’t care we’re sitting in a semi circle don’t talk to me while I get my oil changed

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

You know.. never have I ever once thought to myself “I want to be slutty buzz light year for Halloween”

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

I wanna be hypnotized so fucking bad

[trash jones @jzux]

yeah drugs are cool but have you ever worn a really fucking big jacket

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

@shades__oftay Soooo many “influencers” do

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I made a vow to myself to unfollow anyone I see who posts a fake yawn/stretch

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

The sluttiest thing you can do as a man is move near the mountains

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

Oh to be a cat in a bookstore

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

@PhoenixKing765 Thank you :’) it’s a real mess over here

[clocaine @chloewaaah]

Crying, shaking, shitting, throwing up (stood up for myself at work)

[helena riley @freshhel]

Guys are like ohh I better eat a breakfast burrito