Chloe Witty 🍄

She/Her 🖤 a fresh Clinical Psychologist, ex-angry emo and perpetually tired.

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

What's everyone's least favourite thing to wash up? Mine is a sieve

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Unfortunately I have to watch this in full every time I see it. It's flawless.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the moment zendaya knew she’d marry tom holland

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I'm getting married this year!!!!

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I love this so much @DrNichRobson where do you think we'd be on the scale?

[Mike Drozd @DrMikeDrozd]

Check out our ✨ChristmasBMJ paper✨

Ever wondered who in the hospital has the steadiest hands?

We tested with a @JohnLewisRetail children’s buzz-wire game🎄….

…. and also discovered who swears the most! 🤬

Link: https://t.co/TB26Qnayzl

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

One of the notes in my gym app I had written "definitely getting stronger because I can move this weight with ease!!!"
Following week note "so the machine was broken..."

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Fashion is always circular

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, a fashion not seen since the 1980s.

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Every week this app reminds me how people keep falling into the antintellectualism trap. Like I expect to read a PhD title and not understand it??

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

@DrNichRobson @DONBPS 👀👀 definitely will be an interesting read

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The only bonus I can see is that this is it. He can't run again after this term. But god the next 4 years 😬

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Well, that's not looking like a great result for the election...

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

My two cats

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Why does the yoga mat have wifi

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

@DrNichRobson After the last week I'm concerned my brain looks like one of the extremes here 😂

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

@Huw_Williams80 Well done Huw!!! Freedom!!

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Normally sleep isn't an issue but in the wee hours of this morning my brain thought it was more important to keep repeating the entirety of Mambo Number 5 than to get more shut eye

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

Truly respect anyone who can wear grey or earth tones to the gym. I can't even look at them without sweat patches appearing.

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

My feed is just women being phenomenal in the Olympics, pommel horse guy and the Turkish man. Perfect.

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

The dream sponsorship for many, closely followed by gaviscon

[sarah @slothanova]

I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

5.5% baby!!!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The government has announced the following pay rises for public sector workers

- 6% for Armed Forces

- 5.5% for NHS workers and teachers

- 5% for prison officers

- 4.75% for police officers

It will cost £9.4bn - 2/3 funded by government and the rest from savings

[Chloe Witty 🍄 @chloewitty]

@BeckyBedbug Well done pal!!!!

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God we can only hope this is true