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24 -always horny -switch -bi 🔞

[ivy @smartgworl]

being a sexually liberated woman that’s genuinely unashamed of her desires makes you realize the majority of men are not “freaky” at all. they sexualize and objectify, but know nothing about providing *true* pleasure or intimacy. just overly horned out and boring.

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

Best of Kelly: 'I Will Always Love You' duet with @DollyParton 💛 (Season 4)

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

Sydney Sweeney is approaching 30 btw

[syd🐇 @COSMlCSYD]

need everyone to start giving chappell’s makeup artists dee carrion & andrew dahling their flowers because it’s been two years straight of mind blowing glam

[😝😝 @chlojie]

I swear height is not the most important thing, maybe bc I’m so short everyone’s taller

[MAXWELL @Maxochism]

Him starting to wear pants because his knees are now in the middle of where his shins would be at that height.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

They just rescued 163 kidnapped kids in underground cages with duct tape over their mouths from a human trafficking ring in Florida and it hasn’t been on the news once because it’s 3 white maga Christian dudes that ran it. Take all the time you need with that one

[Charles 🍉 @cargilethmighty]

Its so fun to think if this shit blew 16 year old me’s mind imagine how queer kids in the fuckin 70s felt

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Any friend of the Muppets is a friend of mine 🩷

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid

[BDSM & ROUGH XXX @bdsm__xxx]

Wataa

[t. ⋆˚꩜｡ @cottrillcain]

these dresses are going in history books…

[Oz💖 @ADoseOfStella_]

Adulthood is actually so ew lmao ??? Every damn day you have to call someone or do something or pay for something or go somewhere like I’m actually so over this

[Marta 🐣 @marta_escuderoC]

Un día encontrarás a alguien con quien tendrás una química absurda y es importante que sepas que no significa absolutamente nada.

[Crocodile Dungarees @CrocodileDungri]

@minamortem Holy shit

[jasmine chobani @str8upw4ck]

you’ll literally have the best sex ever with your situationship and then boom u get unadded the next day cuz that sex was scary emotionally or something