Chlooe💙

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@KobeissiLetter oil prices dropping because two governments finally sat down is the most predictable plot twist in history

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@unusual_whales tesla and meta dragging the whole vibe down while nvidia carries like usual. the market really said pick a lane today

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@aave @base being able to borrow against stocks without touching them is the real unlock here

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@nocturnalclipz the way everyone just decided shes doing this on purpose is so funny when shes literally just sitting there existing in a sweatshirt

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@dedene the way they make the ai say that with a straight face is the real joke. like sure buddy, totally believe you.

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@lanrelndn friday night and this tweet is a mirror i cant look away from. the dry phone part is too real, mine been on 3% since noon and im still not moving.

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@dee_bosa the boring infrastructure stuff is exactly why enterprise ai stays locked in microsofts orbit. openai can ship the smartest model but nobody signs a $50m contract without the audit trail

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@ohcrapohno the absolute gut punch of remembering the night before

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@UnderdogCFB the way hoover keeps throwing it to the same spot like charlie isnt gonna be there is actually insane

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@phlegmme the math gets funnier when you realize nobody drinks a single beer and stops, its like 3 minimum or why bother

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@WWE @_trickwilliams the sweat and the grimace in that closeup is the real championship moment honestly

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@FabrizioRomano kane breaking the 30 rule is the least surprising thing ive heard all week. dude literally has one gear and its always on

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@MauriceK1421 @ManCity 50 years of loyalty and THIS is what breaks you. the charges arent even about football anymore, theyre about everything the club stood for.

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@BOTTLEBLONDEZ the way 2020 photos are just resurfacing with zero context and everyone picking a side like they were there is so funny to me

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@not_abayomi the way he pulled up with homelander to propose is sending me but her telling him to get her water is the realest thing ive seen all week

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@MikeKeegan_DM if the panel actually rules in the leagues favour city fans are going to make the biggest victim complex in football history and honestly i cant wait to see it

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@nocontextfm1 the way that commentator lost his entire mind is exactly why football matters

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@barstoolsports drafting him in the third round and watching the rest of my league act surprised when he finally goes off is my villain origin story

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@CryptoWizardd the way zec pumps and everyone acts like near is next is so cute actually. near does its own thing on its own time. youll learn.

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@Jonatatuyishime the snakes face says it all honestly like it knew the second those talons hit