Chlo Machon

I am not 'blah'. I am a hoot. Qualified DUFF

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

"Perfect Neighbour" on Netflix is one of the most important films of our time. Entitled racist white woman murders a black person and expects to get away with it.

It's horrific but compulsive viewing, and if you don't cry when you see her kids mourning, you're not human.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

still relevant

[Greg James @gregjames]

This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded

[FormulaNerds 🤓🏁 @Formula_Nerds]

That is incredible… really not good to see scenes like this after the Australian GP. 👀 👀

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#AusGP #F1 #Formula1

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

Or just revoke it completely regardless of an ‘apology’ 🤔🤔🤔

[Philip Duncan @PhilDuncanF1]

Understand that Nelson Piquet’s access to the #F1 paddock could be revoked if he doesn’t issue a public apology to Lewis Hamilton.

[юля 🇺🇦 @yuliemini]

if you are not ukrainian currently searching for nearest shelter, how can you joke about ww3 as “coping mechanism”? what are you coping with? i woke up to the sounds of explosions in my city today, is it funny to you?

[George Russell @GeorgeRussell63]

Max is an absolutely fantastic driver who has had an incredible season and I have nothing but huge respect for him, but what just happened is absolutely unacceptable. I cannot believe what we’ve just seen.

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

just overheard some young people call ‘the new bit’ at the city the ‘outside area’

When did this happen 😭😭

[re: emma @evemmore]

actors get paid so much money and then are so rude about press junkets like “do you know how hard it is to be in the same room having the same conversations on repeat for weeks” like yes I work retail on minimum wage.

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

😭😭

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

haven’t had a problem with my asthma or hayfever in years…but what ever is in the air this year is fucking me right over?! pumping that blue inhaler like there’s no tomorrow 😂😭

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

i’m such a slut for nostalgia & the friends reunion is a fucking delight 😭😭#FriendsReunion

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

@RyanHennessy5 I don’t even know what to do with this information 😂😂😂

[Chlo Machon @chlomachon]

I.BEG.YOUR.FUCKING.PARDON 😭😭😭😭

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

My dating profile:

[Natalie|Ugc Creator @natondeckugc]

An EXPIRED friendship is not BEEF please understand that.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own