chloe

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[chloe @chlomads]

@Ken_Hug12 Delete THIS #notdadome

[City of Doncaster Council @MyDoncaster]

We are DELIGHTED to be able to confirm what our new gritters will be called, following the #DoncasterGrittingWorldCup final!

They will be called:

Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney

And

David Plowie

[Ibtihaj Muhammad @IbtihajMuhammad]

Thank you @Mattel for announcing me as the newest member of the @Barbie #Shero family! I’m proud to know that little girls everywhere can now play with a Barbie who chooses to wear hijab! This is a childhood dream come true 😭💘 #shero

[chloe @chlomads]

Last night someone in our apartment complex stole our doormat to cover some puke on their own doormat and I am wholeheartedly surprised it wasn’t me

[chloe @chlomads]

@Ken_Hug12 Tooooooooooot

[chloe @chlomads]

I’m about as mentally stable rn as Andy from the office before he goes to anger management for 6 weeks

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Enough with the prayin'. Time to start legislatin'.

[chloe @chlomads]

@antijokeapple @manda_marie19

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

Pls boomerang my casket being dropped into my grave

[chloe @chlomads]

@Ken_Hug12 You’re lying. Pencil crayons sounds PREHISTORIC KENNEDY

[chloe @chlomads]

The ONLY positive about this weather is that my chapstick won’t melt in my car now

[chloe @chlomads]

@Ken_Hug12 @SoReIatable An attac

[chloe @chlomads]

@SoReIatable @Ken_Hug12 THE PIG AHAHAHA

[chloe @chlomads]

Couples costume idea

[chloe @chlomads]

I wonder if ya look both ways when you cross my mind

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

@rabdaawg @Davidbr33David You know it brother.

[chloe @chlomads]

@TeddyWoofsevelt Thanks man

[chloe @chlomads]

@TeddyWoofsevelt 🏅🏆🎖

[chloe @chlomads]

@TeddyWoofsevelt

[chloe @chlomads]

Relationships are awful heartbreak is awful everything is awful