Chodeena

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i’m just a girl i love lipgloss and i love girls and i love overpriced coffee and i love holding everything in until it destroys me and i love pink and i love sparkles and i love

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

How mean and uninterested to you have to act for men to get the point?

[k0urt @kourtrob]

“I think your cat has the zumiez again”

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

After watching Misery I have decided to dedicate my life to Kathy Bates

[faith @faiththegemini]

Me: I’m shy🥹

Also me:

[Childish Blackdino @dele_ogunrinola]

Start interrupting men just as much as men interrupt you.
Just start. Right now.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i could never be a fly on the wall i get my feelings hurt too easily

[samantha @milkygoddess]

oh god…….i feel it…….the urge to get bangs again is coming back

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

It’s me 😅

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she disappears when she’s not ok

[Jenna Amatulli @ohheyjenna]

AOC just arrived at the Union Square event where women are sharing their abortion stories. She just told the crowd how when she was raped in her early 20s, she was grateful to know that, had she become pregnant, abortion care was readily available.

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

My friend and I made a grown ass man cry last night. I should do that more often 😂

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

boobs

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

I asked my sister if she would take care of me if I got sick like with Parkinson’s or something, and she said she’d have to cut my head off or shoot me 🤣

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

Not my sister and I talking about our cats like they’re human 😅

[samantha @milkygoddess]

it cost me $70 to fill up my tank today :) it used to cost only $30 : ) i’m so happy i was brought into this world against my will :)

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

@DrewAfualo His beard looks like very long pubic hair 😭😅

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

People who like smoked meat or smoked anything don’t make sense honestly. Shit tastes like fire and tire mixed

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

Finally getting around to watching love is blind. Amber is such a fucking pick me girl

[Chodeena @chlomydia69]

You think you know and love someone until they admit to you that they don’t believe in evolution 🥴