Doja Cat clarifies calling her album ‘Scarlet’ a “fart”:
“When I said that, I meant that it was a release and a relief for me. I wasn’t saying that it was bad. When you fart it feels good, you feel better, you’re releasing gas, and to me that album was gas.”
so now it turns out that my sister bought us Nicki tickets for Christmas without realizing that I was already going so my mother has volunteered herself to take my ticket
Listening to music with my mom and she goes “okay but after this song we have to rap” and my sister and I are like sure we can wrap presents and she goes “No I need to learn how to rap super bass by Nicki Minaj”
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Listening to music with my mom and she goes “okay but after this song we have to rap” and my sister and I are like sure we can wrap presents and she goes “No I need to learn how to rap super bass by Nicki Minaj”
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girl at the bar asked me to act like we knew each other to get her away from a creepy guy so of course I agreed but then he came over and she goes “this is my friend Helen, I’m going home with her now”…HELEN? I help you out and you fake name me HELEN? I’m no longer a girls girl
my roommate just came up to me and goes “well I guess it’s time for me to go eat candy in bed…oh wait! Im not a lame-o loser BABY!” (and then proceeded to grab candy to eat in bed)
Acquired a lot of candy in October and now I end every day with what I call “candy in bed time”. It’s when I eat candy in my bed. It’s the highlight of my day. A close second to phone time in bed which is also good. Everyone should have candy in bed time.
Acquired a lot of candy in October and now I end every day with what I call “candy in bed time”. It’s when I eat candy in my bed. It’s the highlight of my day. A close second to phone time in bed which is also good. Everyone should have candy in bed time.
Losing my mind at how Abercrombie is suggesting wearing a dog sweater with human clothes. Show me the dog in the outfit suggestion I am BEGGING little dog big pants could bring world peace
Can’t stop thinking about the other day when I said something about squash to my 45 yo coworker and he said “what’s that?”. I said “oh you know like a butternut squash” and this man had no idea what I was talking about. I showed him photos. I spelled it out for him and NOTHING.
I hate it when people can’t read my mind ugh I just walked into a room and asked my roommates “do we know any names?” and I’m pissed they didn’t know what I was talking about