chlo 🐚

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[D @_Unknown_D_]

The problem with the UK is we have an electorate that wants a Japanese approach to immigration, Nordic welfare, an American tax system and a political class that would rather pander to this delusion as opposed to levelling with public about the necessary trade offs. This approach will continue to produce failed leaders until it fundamentally changes.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

A Catholic leading the UK

[ㅤً @Evertxn]

We chop and change Prime Ministers every two years because no one’s willing to accept the reality of the position the country finds itself in, and it becomes easy cope to keep blaming a central figure.

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[nurget de frago @victxrya_]

fazem 5 meses q meu namorado tá fazendo lovebombing cmg to começando a achar q ele gosta de verdade de mim

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

[Jesse Balmer @jesse_balmer]

when she looks my way

[anum @anumunana]

Sexting Like “Yaaaaay 😳”

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[grovy @grovymango]

YOU live in a society . i live in a vintage compact polly pocket house

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

the hatred for Keir Starmer leaving my body when “prime minister Wes Streeting” became an option

[will🌹 @desnzenthusiast]

STICK TO THE PLAN

[Cole @bluesfury]

You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

say what you want about starmer but he will go down in history as the uk’s first 67 gooner prime minister

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

you really had to be there