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[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

They partied as NHS staff worked in horrifying conditions without PPE then forced strike action by refusing a pay rise.

They picked our pockets as we died and gave their mates contracts from the public purse, billions lost to fraud.

They’re fucking scum and should be in jail.

[RG @_rrrross]

ya taste buds have gotta be fully fucked to like mince pies

[Oliver Roll @oliroll11]

Ok seriously… anyone else been struck down by this non-Covid chest/sinus infection? It’s been 2 weeks and I’m exhausted. Very grateful Miss Rona hasn’t paid me a visit but this is something else. Never been this continually ill before 😩

[Jack Cummings @Jack_Top4997]

Was it worth it, probably not. Did I lose my legs for nothing, looks like it. Did my mates die in vain. Yep. On my 11th Bangaversary it’s a very somber one. Many emotions going through my head, anger, betrayal sadness to name a few….

[ollie @s4meoldscene]

scary how back in the 70s the police responded to the Yorkshire ripper by telling women to stay home. then when Sarah Everard went missing they once again told women to stay home. 50 years and literally nothing has changed

[Catt 🐈‍⬛🎀 @Catherinelc94]

You lot do realise that we will only be out of lockdown in June if you all do as you’re asked, get vaccinated etc? Not this house party malarkey and girly sleepovers I’ve been seeing all over social media 🤣

[chloeswindell @chloswindell97]

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[abi dickson @abidickson01]

i owe myself an apology for all the shit I’ve let slide this year

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room

[catholic intimacy coach @TheWarOnProtein]

Crazy how every time women give us blowjobs, they are in the perfect position to bite our dicks off (and it would be deserved). Yet they never do. For this reason alone, I would like to nominate All Women for the Nobel Peace Prize

[jake @twistedjakex]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

Imagine buying a rug that looks like a pastry from Greggs

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